poo monkey 

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.

Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.

poo monkey by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005

Poo Monkey 

When you take a poop so big that it is the size of a monkey!!

Dude go in the bathroom and check out my Poo Monkey

Poo Monkey by Mike McStoner April 23, 2009

Monkey Poo Poo

An annoying little monkey who smells like shit and diarrheas everywhere. No one likes him :(

Pop : Omg is that Monkey Poo Poo?
Ket : Ew, he's really annoying.

Monkey Poo Poo by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018

monkey poo

The little stubby bit of banana flesh which pulls out / breaks off of one end of the banana; it’s harder than normal, and often has a small thread dangling from it.

The use of the term "monkey poo" has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the "icky" part.

"Don't eat that part of the banana, that's the monkey poo"

monkey poo by LarrySanders February 6, 2009

monkey poo

A phrase when mouthed to some one (your girl) looks like you are saying "i love you". When you finally get busted and she accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.

When you mouth (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your girl it appears as if you are telling her, "I love you."

"monkey poo" mouthed

monkey poo by David Sinfield September 23, 2007

monkey poo poo head 

fearnys desighn

mpph grey
mpph clowning around

monkey poo poo head by fearny November 14, 2003

noob monkey poo 

reffering to someone who is greater than a noob, but still your friend.

ZOMG! Josh, you're such a noob monkey poo.

noob monkey poo by Michelle Sanderlin November 26, 2007