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A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.
by Andrew Thompson May 02, 2005
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A nickname derived from a shroom and boosh filled afternoon. Can be shortened to "poomunks."
Person one: "Alright poomonkey?"
Person two: "I need a poo!"
by dumpypea July 30, 2009
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