polish donut

A sex position in which canned whip cream is inserted into the anus and then sucked out by a partner.

"That chick was a real pig in the sack! She even gave me a polish donut !"

by yoda 67 December 2, 2007

polish donut farmer

A really stupid person. This term is taken from a story of Polish farmers who planted cheerios in the ground expecting to later harvest donuts.

That guy just put a bottle rocket in his ass and lit it. He's a real polish donut farmer

by Stu Manito August 20, 2006

Polish donut

A piece of toast baked with mashed sausage on top, glazed with the semen of a Polish man.

“The boss was so hungry after a long day of Zoom meetings and answering emails, he asked his lovely wife to make him a Polish donut.”

by Dizzaster June 26, 2021