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Polish cow 

A meme where a cow is dancing to a song revolving a drug addiction which people find funny, albeit not knowing the meaning behind the song.
Polish people: Omg the polish cow song is so sad 😭
The rest of the world: Cow
Polish cow by UltimateDoge March 7, 2022

polish cow 

a 2d dancing cow.
with a guy singing about overdosing on cocaine in the lyrics
lol :)
polish cow by viktorgaysweden November 20, 2020

Polish Cow 

A cow dancing to polish music about a drug . Yet people still found it funny and turn it into a meme without knowing that actuly this is
Person 1:Hey, did you herd about a polish cow
Person 2:Yea it's quite a funny meme.
Person 1:But did you know that this song is about drugs
Person 2:No way.
Person 1:Yes way. you can look it up yourself using google translator
Person 2:*Looking it up*
10 minuts later
Person 2:Holly Fuck your right
Person 1:See i told you
Polish Cow by Mario320 March 24, 2021

polish cow 

polish cow by damn the milk December 21, 2020

Polish Cow meme 

The Polish Cow meme, originating in 2020, is a video of a low-quality dancing cow with the song "Gdzie jest biały węgorz ? (Zejście)" playing in the background. Translated to English, the lyrics go as followed: "The only thing inside my head is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone to the edge of oblivion. I have thoughts inside my head, when will this all end, whenever I'm alone because a white eel will fly in." This is the most recognizable section of the song, though the original song goes on for another three minutes thirty seconds.
Honestly, I love listening to the Polish Cow meme. Don't ask me why.

Dancing Polish Cow 

The reason we are still alive.
Jessica: Thank God!
John: No, thank Dancing Polish Cow.
Dancing Polish Cow by bruhbruh101 September 27, 2020
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