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polise

The correct spelling of the word police. Only imbeciles spell it like: police.
The polise exist to protect and enforce the law.
by PizzaSimp June 9, 2021
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Polish Hankie

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.
I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.
by will bitten September 30, 2016
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Billy the grammer police

A police that corrects your grammar. He also hates spelling errors.
"Billy the grammer police has striked again!" said Annie.
"Struck!" said Billy the grammer police.
by The great goddess Annieee June 22, 2019
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Ball-Sac Polisher

“Ball-Sac Polisher” (or “BSP”) is both a noun and verb: it refers to a man who worships a scratch golfer or blue-blood regardless of his character; as well as his actions. The BSP will seek the opinion of the most clueless scratch player or blue-blood over that of an imminent authority on any subject at all including engineering, science, medicine and astrophysics; he will buy unlimited drink and food for a scratch player or blue-blood in return for no more than an acknowledgement of existence, smile, nod or look of approval, without any expectation or possibility of reciprocation. A BSP is akin to a lapdog, sidekick, chump or loser.

BSP is a term of art coined in the 1990’s by a doctor in Troy, NY, who noticed that many newly admitted public employment and other working class members to the city’s country club (admitted when the economy caused the once exclusive country club to essentially be a quasi-public course) would do anything just to obtain the slightest acknowledgment or glance of approval from a scratch player or long-standing blue-blood member. Scratch players and blue-bloods at The CC of Troy have accepted the adoration and offerings of the BSP so eagerly that their symbiotic relationship has established the prevalent culture at that club, and a precedent for many others, which exists to this day.
"Johnny is such a ball-sac polisher."

"Here comes Phil, followed by his entourage of obsequious BSPs."

"John wouldn't be such a bad guy if he wasn't always ball-sac polishing that untalented hack.
by Hip Eponymous January 14, 2015
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yuri plisetsky

A 15-year-old competitive figure skater and one of the main characters of Yuri!!! on Ice. He is the second Russian character introduced. Yuri has blonde chin-length hair that covers the right side of his face and blue-green eyes. He is shorter than average for his age and has a thin frame; because of his appearance, he is nicknamed the Russian Fairy.
otabek: yuri plisetsky is an amazing figure skater !!!
by Cilena June 5, 2017
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Popcorn Police

Popcorn Police are the armed guards who work at the movie theater. Their main function is active shooter situations and to protect the theater staff. However, sometimes they get bored and chase noisy teenagers out of the movies. Or catch kids sneaking into the theater or into other movies after theirs has ended.
"I don't want to sneak into this movie. The Popcorn Police will catch us!" "The Popcorn police are eyeballing our group. We better be quiet."
by Valhalla MMA April 22, 2019
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Hong Kong Police

The Hong Kong Police is a retarded government organisation who's head is the great retarded Carrie Lam, which, in fact, is the puppet of the CCP.
The Hong Kong Police beats and shoots at people, they are so retarded that they have the 'People's Armed Police', which are retarded as well, with them, and as always, Chinese are entitled as fuck, they think they're the best, and deserve everything, and it's spreading to the Police as well, the police take's stuff (steal), and only will someone pay back if it is being recorded
A: Dude, look out, there are PoPos out there.
B: What's a PoPo?
A: Hong Kong Police Dumbass
by SkyHawkGuy June 7, 2020
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