laser pointer

Geek penis, as referred to in Can't Hardly Wait.

Girl 2: He asked me to hold his laser pointer!
William Lichter: Now, ladies, ladies, please. Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.

by Rachel Whelan May 17, 2007

White pointer

When someone lays flat on the surface of water, naked, with their dick out, whilst equipped with a hard on.

If you go down to Skeleton Creek on a Friday arvo you'll see Danny pullin' a white pointer!

by Corehhh September 19, 2014

finger pointer

A complete asshole who makes dumb gestures to people, hence, pointing their finger.

Why do these finger pointer jackasses always point their damn finger when they talk? I guess dumb gestures were always a substitute for using your words.

by Nogoogleyeyes April 29, 2016

null pointer exception

The leading reason why computer programmers commit suicide.

"If I see another null pointer exception, I'm going to go postal."

by Atomic Rooster September 27, 2006

Pointer Smash'in

When two fags run at each other with hard ons and crash into each other dicks.

Todd, are you up for a little Pointer Smash'in.

by rizzotony February 21, 2010

Oklahoma Three Pointer

the sport of launching your cum into a girl's open vagina like in basketball, from the standard 23 feet and 9 inches to mimic the NBA three point shot.

Guy: "Last night I asked my friend Alex to ref last night to make sure my foot was behind for my Oklahoma Three Pointer."

Guy 2: "well did you make it?"

Guy: "hell yeah, I hit a Kobe"

by Oklahomathreepointer December 25, 2016

Ellie player pointer

Ellie player pointer: meaning, a player who "does" a lot of guys.

yeah dude when i woke up she was gone." " Dude you got Ellie player pointered!!!

by truthteller11707 March 31, 2011