Pohatoism 

The Superior religion. The mato "where the only cult is cultivation"

I joined pohatoism today

Pohatoism by Groundzero1525 October 21, 2020

Potatoism 

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.

Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

Potatoism by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018

potatoism 

A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN

potatoism by [JUSTI] July 19, 2017

Potatism 

Someone being a potato and fighting for the rights of potatoes.

Potatism is fighting for the rights ot potatoes.

Potatism by Helsington October 12, 2018

Potatoism 

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book

She believes in potatoism

Potatoism by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019

Potatoism 

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god

Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism

Potatoism by Flyingspegett August 11, 2017

Potatoist 

A person that segregates potato’s based on color in a pan or how they eat them and decides the quality of said potatoes by color this is potato racism

You are a potatoist a racist against potato's

Potatoist by Anti potatoist May 30, 2022