jelly no pogo stick

TL;DR Some random words i strung together whilst in the shower.

One of my friends has a gf that has a fat ass honker, and the made a tiktok where the girl jumps and the guy tackles her, except he tackles like a little baby bitch boi, and then I said "he hit her with that jelly no pogo stick"

Damn, you hit him with that jelly no pogo stick

by fucxk January 14, 2021

Christ On A Pogo Stick

Used as an exclamation when something crazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)

See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick

by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 23, 2017

Filthy Pogo Stick

A sexual position involving a man on his back while having a man or woman ride him reverse cowgirl. While doing so the man or woman is grabbing the bottom mans scrotum and holding it as if they were riding a pogo stick

Leons nutsack is sore as hell after letting that dude give him a filthy pogo stick all night

by fatmaverick24 July 16, 2018

Pogo Stick Holder

1. A woman's vagina.

2. The box a dick comes in.

Man..... Shannon got kicked right in the pogo stick holder.

by Murphé February 19, 2016

pogo-stick handshake

Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.

Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

polynesian pogo stick

It all starts by getting down to business with a polynesian transvestite. First you have them butt chug a fifth of fireball whiskey. Once that mission is complete they use your dick like a pogo stick. And just before you cum in their ass they shit the fireball whiskey all over you.

Boys I've got a super classy lady boy looking to take shit to the next level. Gonna be a polynesian pogo stick kind of night for me!!!

by JohnnyfleXXX February 15, 2019

Pakistani Pogo Stick

The act of "mistakingly" entering a penis into a girl's back door during sex every so often.

I was having sex last night and gave her the 'ol Pakistani Pogo Stick a few times, she thought it was an accident every time.

by The Pogo Master February 28, 2012