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pocatello cello 

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass
Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.
pocatello cello by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022
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pocatello cello 

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass
Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.
pocatello cello by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022

Pocatello cello 

Grab your partner by the neck, then reach over with your free hand and play with their junk as if plucking a cello...while having a 2 lb potato stuffed up their ass.
Cellist: Man my fingers are tired from playing that Bach concerto on the Pocatello cello last night!

Cello: Your hands are tired? How you think my asshole feels after shitting out 2 1/2 lbs of taters and gravy?
Pocatello cello by MasterBlaster7 October 4, 2022
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