Internet acronym; stands for 'piss my pants funny.' Used when you find something so funny, you're likely to wet your pants. A more intense version of this is smpf.
rofl: did u hear that joke about the priest?
waffle: yeah it was pmpf!
Pmpf is an abbreviation of Pussy mouth pussy face.
The phrase comes from the Hong kong slang 西口西面 and is often used to describe a woman who is very unimpressed, sour or bitter. The phrase Pmpf can also be used to describe one's own unimpressed or annoyed mood.
The English equivalent would be: A face like a smacked arse/Resting bitch face.
My teacher went on a tangent about us not doing our homework again, and then he went Pmpf when we told him that he gave ustoo much.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.