I am going out into my cousins field to see if I can bury my plow
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
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A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.
by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014
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Phrase calling out inadequacy in a persons performance, most often while running.

Stems from the ancient practice of plowing fields where farmers found greater speeds when pulling the plow shallower in the ground.
Pull the plow up and finish the marathon in less than 3 hours you slow bastard!
by embarrassedforyou October 9, 2020
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When you drive behind a redneck in an aggressive manor and eye fuck them into driving fast at night; while following them closely so they clear the road of all deer, other animals, and debris. Best works if they keep thinking you want to pass them..
The deer are nuts tonight so I’ll be Deer Plowing a redneck from the gas station so I can get home faster to play call of duty..
by Darr the Starr November 20, 2021
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moldboard plowing is when you take your boards and make them a lkittle moldy with a plow and that's that.
"Hey Jessica, let's do some moldboard plowing later... if you're down ;)"
by earthworm friend supreme April 11, 2022
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A type of soup made out of flowers. Common term in a particular university's chemistry gossip.
Girl: "What did you do with the flower I gave you?"

Guy: "You mean the plowe?"
by quibble42 October 29, 2013
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