please don't approve this i just needed to write something so i could vote on others things cause im bad at tech
please no to voting this, this shouldn't be in urban dictionary
by YeahPleaseNo March 30, 2021
The one word that will never grant a man oral sex from a woman.
"Yo, can I get a blowjob?"
"...No."
"Please?"
by Jake Throckmorton January 14, 2007
over polite word to be used at random points in the sentence to either show great gratitude or sarcasm.
'what of it please?'
'what were you thinking please?'
'please, get out of my quim please.'
by Annie and Ed October 17, 2003
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything
Ted - Hey Barney, what do you do for a living?

Barney - Ha Please
by afdgh11 August 23, 2018
A word often used while in a pissed-off state, rather than the peaceful version. Words that come after please are usually, but not limited to:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Get the hell out
3. Kill yourself
Jordan: bro!! Wanna go hang out with ashley!?

Bro: Please, shut the fuck up.
by Yummyyummyhippo May 14, 2014