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Playing piano 

A guy fingering a girl on each side while riding in a car.
John was playing piano with Kellie on his left and Kandis on his right.
Playing piano by Julie271 December 5, 2019
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playing piano 

He was locked in the bathroom every night playing piano.
playing piano by 3citydogs January 12, 2016

Playing the piano 

In League of Legends, spamming QWE and the right mouse button on an enemy. Commonly used technique for Skarner, Shyvana, and Xin Zhao.
I raped this Ashe with Skarner by charging in recklessly and playing the piano.
Playing the piano by Nimblest July 27, 2012

Playing the piano 

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!
Playing the piano by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Playing the Piano 

To finger a female which such skill and technique it rivals that of pianos players.
Tod: dude i fingered that girl so good it was like i was playing the piano.
Playing the Piano by BigSenor August 22, 2011

Playing the piano 

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!
Playing the piano by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Playing the Piano 

1. To take certain drugs. (YT: Emelody - Piano)
White keys - Cocaine (Coke)
Black keys - Heroin (Buj)

2. To finger a girl real fast like a pianist.

3. To finger two girls simultaneously which look like someone's playing the piano.
1. I was in the traphouse playing the piano
2. Last night, I played the piano like a boss.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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