play house

(verb): to have sex before marriage

Most religions say that women should not play house.

by Flora February 25, 2004

play house

Playing Left 4 Dead and teamkilling in a safehouse. You put the other players "to sleep" (as if they were your kids) by incapping them. (and killing them if they retaliate.)

If somebody says "Wanna play house?" on Left 4 Dead, run out of the safehouse like hell.

by defwriter711 March 27, 2010

play house

when men or women examine the other persons genitals.

I can't wait to play house with Lisa.

by wo-14 May 13, 2005

Playing House

When a young, unmarried couple buys a residence together with the hope of living out their dreams of an ideal home life. In most instances, the immaturity of the young couple and harsh reality of their home life soon sets in, causing a stress related failure of the relationship.

Prior to the sexual revolution of the 1960's, playing house before marriage was a social taboo.

Girl 1: Did you hear Jen and Mark broke up?
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah, she's living back at her Mom's house.
Girl 2: Well, that's what she gets for trying to play house at age 22

by Cato_ June 4, 2013

Playing House

Doing wifey stuff for a man that is not yours or providing a “home” for a man with no income.

1. He come over every night, they playing house.

by coolassbxtch February 22, 2020

Playing House

When a person is having casual sex with someone else and has no intention to take it any further but still shows them a lot of unnecessary affection as if they were in a relationship. Such as, stroking their hair or looking into their eyes etc.

He is so good at ‘playing house’.

by landoforlyfe November 7, 2022

Play house

To live together, have kids together but not be married or even love each other

My boyfriend and I have two kids and he's not in love with me or wants to marry me so we just play house

by Lonely gal June 19, 2009