Play-Housed

A severe level of alcohol intoxication. When someone is extremely drunk to the point of memory loss, passing out, and violent vomiting on the couch. Usually occurs because the victim is in close corners (such as a small play house) where he or she cannot move, causing them to not realize how drunk they are getting until they try to move, and by then it is too late.

So, i heard you guys got caught last night!

Yeah man, we were so wasted we don't even remember actually getting caught, it was sketch.

Sucks dude, that's what happens when you get Play-Housed.

by Crazy Gabe June 23, 2011

play house

(verb): to have sex before marriage

Most religions say that women should not play house.

by Flora February 25, 2004

Play house

To live together, have kids together but not be married or even love each other

My boyfriend and I have two kids and he's not in love with me or wants to marry me so we just play house

by Lonely gal June 19, 2009

play house

Playing Left 4 Dead and teamkilling in a safehouse. You put the other players "to sleep" (as if they were your kids) by incapping them. (and killing them if they retaliate.)

If somebody says "Wanna play house?" on Left 4 Dead, run out of the safehouse like hell.

by defwriter711 March 27, 2010

play house

when men or women examine the other persons genitals.

I can't wait to play house with Lisa.

by wo-14 May 13, 2005

Play House

Just another phrase for masturbation.

Well, I am going to play house, take a shower, and go to bed.
or
Don't come in my room I'm playing house.

by mrjsw January 27, 2008

Play House

She has invited you in her house that has other played boys

Bro don’t go to her play house, leave her man. You’re just gon regret it later

by Play House April 14, 2022