The Platinum Solution

Spending over $100,000 in taxpayer funds to implement a shit collection of shit band-aid solutions on some existing piece of fucking shit.

Gov guy 1: "Man, I can't believe you spent a hundred bucks on that piece of shit car."
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, it's not gonna work. We better invest a few hundred K in improving it."
Gov guy 1: "You know you can get a solid, working car for $10,000, right?"
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, but then I'd have to admit that I threw away that initial hundred bucks, and I'm much too proud. So, you know, I'ma implement The Platinum Solution"

by PositiveZero April 14, 2008

Platinum Star

A lesbian who has never even kissed a guy.

Person 1: I heard she's a gold star!
Person 2: I'm pretty sure she's a platinum star, I don't think she's ever kissed a guy.

by goldstarr February 5, 2017

Platinum Pussy

A woman who's pussy taste & feel so good it's next to Diamonds...

I ain't gonna brag but Me-Me got that platinum pussy,I gotta put her on my team fa real.

by Da_5th December 6, 2007

Platinum Birthday

Your Platinum Birthday is when you are the same age as the year you were born.

In 2010, I'll be 55 years old and I was born in 1955. Enjoy your Platinum Birthday!

by I can't drive 55! September 23, 2010

Platinum monkey

A platinum monkey is referring to the best pussy you'll ever get. Tight, soft, perfection.

"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"

Be careful with a platinum monkey...it will make you fall in love!

by Jnwrolin1019 January 23, 2016

platinum penis

Male reproductive organ capable of producing superhuman offspring when introduced into Platinum female organ.

They conceived Superman due to his Platinum penis and her Platinum vagina.

by Bossman_Interpretations January 17, 2017

Platinum Pussy

A mysterious female organ capable of taking control of the male brain.

Although she claims to have a Platinum pussy, we have still yet to see if it is true or a hoax.

by Bossman_Interpretations January 17, 2017