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Stands for 'Parking like a Prick'; a derogatory term for one who parks like a prick (i.e. complete twonk/utter dickhead). This could include taking up multiple bays, parking unwisely on a narrow lane, parking in a disabled spot while being perfectly able-bodied, or being a driver of a BMW and/or Audi. First used in this context on the Facebook page 'Parking like a Prick in Ramsbottom'.

When used as a verb, it can also refer to taking photographic evidence of of a plap and shaming the plapper publicly on the Internet or another mass media outlet.
'Look at that cockend parking on a bridge. What a plap.'

'I got plapped the other day when I used the disabled spot and the picture was put all over the internet; I was mortified!!!'
by Pelthain July 05, 2016
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Is a Swedish word and is short for Pung-Längre-Än-Penis witch in English means Scrotum-Longer-Then-Penis.
It was cold outside so my penis shrank and i got PLÄP.
by nissenice September 03, 2010
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P) Pronunciation Key (p-LAP) v. The act of killing in a virtual sense. "To plap", "Johnny was plapped", "I'll plap you", or the more common "Plap?". Often used in a derogatory sense, n|Soul is no good at it.
by Christos October 23, 2003
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The sound that a slice of baloney makes when it's thrown at a person.
When they threw the slice of baloney at the naked woman, it made a sound like "plap".
by er_uh_ September 05, 2013
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Plap - is to be used as a shorter version of penis-slap. This word as far as i know was developed by me and a few friends in a fast food restaurant sometime around Jan 04. The word plap was spread quickly around town as well as wherever we traveled.
"He just whipped it out and plapped my leg."
by Geoff January 14, 2005
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A slap to the face using the pennis, done in either a playful manner or as a prank on a sleeping or inebriated friend.

The contraction of Pennis and Slap, derrived from the french Biffle.

past participle: Plapped
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She said it wasn't very big so I gave her a plap.

2.
Girl: whats a plap?
Man: Here I'll show you.
PLAP
man: you've been plapped
by Mr.J. Bravo January 11, 2011
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