Skip to main content

Ol' Painless

Blain's signature mini gun from the classic sci/fi action movie Predator (1987). This can also refer to other memorable, badass weapons in movies and video games.
Blain - (Jesse Ventura): "Come on in you fuckers, Ol' Painless is waiting."

--

guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"

guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."

--

guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"

guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."

des plaines 

nw suburb of chicago. pretty much the most boring suburb ever. mostly white and hispanic, with just about every other minority as well. home of the first mcdonald's. city with one of the nation's most delays due to trains.
"I'm going to rescue my friend from Des Plaines tonight. I hope i don't get stopped by a train!"
des plaines by chicagochik November 26, 2007

suicide is painless 

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.
"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

placidness

when a pirate finishes all over his crew
captain jack sparrow placidnessed fifteen times in the course of his life time.

planesspotter 

A boss human being who spends every waking moment looking at planes and lurking around airports taking photos.
person 1: Whoa is that a planesspotter!
Person 2: yep pretty cool right?
planesspotter by Bossssssspeople September 8, 2016

prannessh 

He is big pee pee man...he has a pet fish named chicken and will fuck up any man he has to to get what he wants...he is the diplodoculusus and the subordinate of the capoochi gang
Dont touch his capoochi's or you shall feel the wrath of prannessh
prannessh by Bulkplague December 6, 2020