Definitions by Cryan

Q.T.W 

A q.t.w (quick tactical wank) is a strategically timed masterbation session at you undertake before an important decision or at a time that metal clarity is required.

I just need to go for a q.t.w before we make this key decision.

Q.T.W by cryan June 20, 2015

plaidness 

when one or more in a certain party participate in the act of wearing plaid

Ryan, Katie, and Crystal have the attire of plaidness

plaidness by Cryan March 12, 2008