"I pity the fool, thug or soul that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin' to his mama" - Mr T
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
A way of experiencing grief, in which you spend your time feeling sorry for yourself and whining endlessly about how crappy your life is.
Pity parties can be just for one or for many people, such as maybe your friends and close people, who will try to comfort you or just be there for you while you keep asking yourself what did you do to deserve whatever it is that made you so sad in the first place
Pity Parties require the proper outfit, which is usually pajamas cause you dont get all dressed up during those feeling-sorry-for-myself moments. Also you should have no make up on or just the one from the night before; hair undone as well.
It also involves tissues, comfort food such as ice cream; chocolate; potato chips; cookies; cake; and candy. Low fat food is banned
Alcohol might or might not be allowed (if alcohol makes you go wild, no alcohol should be brought to the pity party in that case since the point is not exactly to have fun). The purpose of a Pity Party is to dumpt the pity
Music is also very important at pity parties, including songs like "One is the Loneliest Number", "All by Myself" and any other song that makes you feel like throwing yourself from the nearest cliff
Pity parties usually end after you are done whining or if someone breaks it up. This will usually be a cynical loved one who will not let you drown in self pity and will take you either to have the best time ever, drinking and partying or will just make you crawl out of bed by making you see how pathetic you look and how you should cut the whining and just do something to make things better
My boyfriend dumped me and my cat was run over, time to throw a pity party!

Sorry to break the pity party, but you seriously have to get out of bed and get over it
by raspberrymuffin August 1, 2006
When a guy comes too quickly during sex and the girl is left unsatisfied, it is common courtesy to offer to finish her off with the hands or mouth. It is also an act of pity if she was very close but the guy beat her to the finish line. Best undertaken without drawing attention to the fact that it is, in fact, out of pity.
Girl: oh yeah! oh my god, it's going to happen, i'm so close, aah aaah aaaaa-
Boy: -orgasms- im really sorry...
Girl: ...oh
Boy: do you want me to finish you off?
Girl:i don't want your pity fingering... -sulk-
by woo&t August 13, 2010
An arbitrary score that is given to a person who tries to make people feel sorry for them all the time.
Wow...are you really going to post that? It looks like someone is trying to get pity points from some random chickenheads.
by UdigIdugGyal November 29, 2010
A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.
Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.
by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015
Anytime a person chooses to have sexual intercourse with another person for the sole purpose of getting that person through an awkward or sad moment. Typically there is no actual interest romantically in that person, but the idea of engaging in intercourse is not horrifying and almost a bit sporty. The giver goes through the motions of actual romance without any actual feelings.
Sally felt bad for Jim during his visit after the loss of his girlfriend several weeks earlier, and while nothing she tried that afternoon could snap him out of his sadness, she decided to give him a pity-fuck which would show him that happiness could be found again.
by MarkfromCalif August 6, 2006
A date where you don't really like the person who you're with, but you didn't want to turn them down. You said yes out of pity.
The most popular guy in school saw how much she liked him and went on a pity date with her! She was so sad when she found out that was all it was.
by Dudette March 20, 2005