Piszard

Noun ( Piss Lizard) the originator of all life on earth crawled out of the sea 420 million years ago to evolve into the many species we see today. Also another name for a mega limo dick .

I'm gonna go stroke my creamy piszard.

Piszard by KingGizzardThePiszardWizard June 9, 2020

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Pizard

Usually, pizza is cut into triangles.

But sometimes, they’re cut into squares.

Each one of those squares is called a pizard.

“Jimmy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“John, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jesse, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jamie, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jacob, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jeremy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jitko, mužu si dát pizárd, prosím?”

Pizard by NotKoliso August 28, 2019

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Piszard • pizzard • Pizard • pissard

pissard

Combination of two words pissed and hard. Can be misheard as pisshead but holds an entirely different meaning. Meaning to get pissed (become intoxicated by consumption of alcohol) and acting hard (starting fights and generally being a twat).

Pissard is usually achieved by drinking copious amounts of vodka which will induce violent behaviour or generally being a chav who drinks cider will suffice.

1. "Hey fancy getting pissard this weekend and fighting some people?"

2. "I'm so pissard now I could beat my mother"

3. "He only smacked you cos he was pissard mate."

pissard by Andy Burton December 27, 2008