piss dance 

A compilation of various emotions converted into physical action because of in dire need to piss.

dude 1: "Who is shaking the car?"
dude 2: "I think it's Dave, he's probably doing the piss dance."

piss dance by wowdudewth October 5, 2010

piss dance 

when you jump up and down and conveniently place your hands on your crotch to try and stop the piss from flowing out of your urethra

bystander number 1:look at that fag over there. whats his problem.
bystander number 2:i dont know. is he just touching himself?
bystander number 3:no you dumbasses. somebody shit so hard they clogged the toilet, and now this poor guy cant piss, so hes doing the piss dance to try and hold it in.

piss dance by piss definitions are my game December 28, 2008

Piss dance 

A type of lap dance that is like a regular one except the woman pisses on your lap. It is a kind of kinky sex play.

He got a piss dance.

Piss dance by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011

Don't piss on the dance floor 

A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)

*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.

Don't piss on the dance floor by hi8877875 February 5, 2019

Social pisstance 

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

Social pisstance by Covidblues April 18, 2020

pissmancer 

A mage, commonly above level 10, known for the art of urine-based magic. They are also commonly skilled in the art of jarate but will only ever use it as a last resort.

Dude, that pissmancer was way too high of a level to deal with; he almost game ended me!

pissmancer by Eternal Dorkness October 29, 2018

pisstance 

how far one can throw his/her piss.

Johnny throws some major pisstance when he takes a pee.

pisstance by Anthony Melvin September 26, 2009