Pipe eyed is the look and or discomfort one will have while trying to inhale and keep a sharp focus on the dope thats being smoked out of the bowl of a very short pipe or chicken bone
Doper 1: Ok there ya go hit it...no turn it a li'l bit... hit it...wait just sec. wait till it starts to smoke first then hit it...ok now...keep turning it turn turn TURN!! Damn it dude you turned the bowl black as fuck!
doper 2: Sorry yo I couldn't help it, I cant see it. The fuckin pipe is so short i get a fuckin headache trying to see the shit. Feels like I'm going goddamn pipe eyed for real.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).