pipe eye

a physical nervous malfunction of the focal point of you sight from years of swizzling the crank pipe;a lazy eye, crossed eye caused from meth use

"don't suck to hard on that crank pipe, you'll get pipe eye for sure."

by mancandy January 4, 2008

pipe eyed

Pipe eyed is the look and or discomfort one will have while trying to inhale and keep a sharp focus on the dope thats being smoked out of the bowl of a very short pipe or chicken bone

Doper 1: Ok there ya go hit it...no turn it a li'l bit... hit it...wait just sec. wait till it starts to smoke first then hit it...ok now...keep turning it turn turn TURN!! Damn it dude you turned the bowl black as fuck!

doper 2: Sorry yo I couldn't help it, I cant see it. The fuckin pipe is so short i get a fuckin headache trying to see the shit. Feels like I'm going goddamn pipe eyed for real.

by Scott County Slummer November 29, 2013