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A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.
Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021
Get the Pinochet's Helicopter Tours mug.Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.
by Standarduarn February 16, 2014
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1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage
2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans
2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans
by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009
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Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"
Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"
Dave *orgasms*
Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!
Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!
Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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by Menarche September 8, 2019
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