1. A sort of verbal shorthand term for a very attractive or desirable woman. As in "I'd hit that until candy came out."
by the7thson October 29, 2007
This is when you take your balls and place them to the side of a sleeping friends face then smack his cheeks with them. This move is completely heterosexual.
by Jack Ellsbury August 15, 2007
A female who is extremely good looking but, has so much baggage or is so emotional no one wants a relationship with her due to that fact.
Steve: "Man that girl is fine!"
Joe: "She is a pinata. Everyone wants to hit her, but no one wants to clean up the mess"
Joe: "She is a pinata. Everyone wants to hit her, but no one wants to clean up the mess"
by Trasaris July 26, 2006
The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
by J-Bud72 April 13, 2011
Thats the last time I go to the arcade again, talk about pants pinata... I spent 2 hours cleaning up quarters!
by Kristen B, January 16, 2008
The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.
Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?
Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...
Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!
Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...
Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!
by They Call Me Stallion September 15, 2015
n. An Iraqi improvised explosive device (IED) that misses its intended target and is not, therefore, officially counted as an incidence of violence towards US Forces. Because maybe it's just how the Iraqis celebrate their wonderful new democracy, and wasn't really meant to hurt anyone.
An IED that doesn't involve US personnel? That's not an act of violence, that's a Freedom Pinata.
(Seen on fark.com)
(Seen on fark.com)
by SkidMarkyMark December 7, 2006