pimpstrument 

A word used to define the clarinet due to the pimpocity of those who play it and its awesomeness as an instrument.

Dude: What instrument do you play?
Marlon: I don't play an instrument, I play the Pimpstrument.

pimpstrument by Marlon The PiGGuin February 6, 2007

Gimpstrument 

1. Any able that does a gimp's bidding.
2. Indebted to a gimp, such as in a life debt.

Gimp: Able, fetch me some more wine!
Able: Yes, gimp master.
Gimp: Gimpstrument.

Gimpstrument by Double Gimp August 16, 2011