pimp cans Share definition Flag 1.pimpcans are the canes that pimps usually walk around with.Pimp cans are usually tackier than normal old man canes. 2.A fly set of ear phones 1.Don't make me smack you with my pimp cans bitch! 2. jeff:Damn son, those are some nice pimp cans Brad:yeah kid, the new sony models bitch! pimp cans by ActionDan January 5, 2009 Get the pimp cans mug.