Noun: a person who steals bacon from the pockets or handbags of others in public places. In most cases bacon is secretly planted into the victims person so as to persuade the public to the opinion that the victim was a Bacon Hoarder.
Bacon Hoarder One: What about that guy, man?"
Bacon Hoarder Two: "I don't trust him, I heard that he is a damn Pigpocket!"
Combination of piss and bollocks once uttered by yours truly after spilling coffee on myself like a twat. Decided it sounded good so now us it all the time when I make a cunt of myself.