Pigeon Leadership

They fly in, shit all over everything, and fly out. A cousin to the blue faclon but the fucking over is more global than individualized.

This new platoon commander came in with true pigeon leadership and is really fucking everything up.

by Fbomber42 November 23, 2019

Pushing the pigeon

The act of trying but failing to motivate a group of people to a particular action our cause.

When you’re the only one in your squad who wants to do something, but you try rea hard to convince them of it’s merit.

Marco: how’s it guys, u tryna hit that ‘corn later at the quad.

Other: nah dude, quite pushing the pigeon on this issue.

by #BerdMan February 24, 2019

Pigeon breathe

The smell of a friends breathe that smells of complete shit and makes you want to throw up immediately

Did you smell braedens breathe?
Yes, he’s had pigeon breathe for weeks now

by Kisnics January 11, 2021

Pigeon rider

The person driving at the back of a motorcycle. A slip of tongue version of pillion rider.

The pigeon rider he carried with him on the motorbike was not wearing a helmet.

by bebabalula April 30, 2019

Bathroom Homing Pigeon

The ability to find a clean bathroom no matter what part of the city you are in.

I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.

by 367 September 29, 2018

mad pigeon shit

this term is used when a individual is acting bookie sketchy or unsafe when doing an act

person 1: i'v just lit a firework in to my neighbors window

person 2: that's some mad pigeon shit

by Toxic_Geordie January 5, 2022

Surprise Pigeon

When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.

Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!

by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018