Pick of Destiny

noun
A green, skull-like guitar pick fasioned from one of Satans teeth. It granted the user supra-natural rock and roll abilities. Satan recently recovered this item, although he lost his right horn in the process. The horn was later shaped into a bong. The last owners of the PoD were Jack Black and Kyle Gass (Tenacious D).

I just bought Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny on DVD. It is fuckin' hilarious.

Pick of Destiny by picolo592 March 21, 2007

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A pick wich makes u god at the guitar made out of the fucking devils penis not his horn they got it all wrong.

John: dam ur holding the devils penis dude!
Mike: no im not,(is john high again)
hobo: its the pick of destiny dumasses!

pick of destiny by germans77 November 12, 2007

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the pick of destiny

A guitar pick made of green ivory or some shit that will allow the person wielding it to play hot licks way beyond his capabilities. It's actually made of Satan's tooth. Tenacious D broke it in half, but later severed Satan's horn to replace the pick as the bong of destiny.

'Cause it's the pick of Destiny, child, you know that we'll be rockin' 'cuz it's fuckin' insane...

the pick of destiny by ari-fairy April 2, 2007

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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