pibby glitch fallacy

When someone attempts to apply Schrodinger's douchebag to someone when it is very obvious the person is joking

OP: me when i have to shoot my dog because i'm bored
person 1: what is actually wrong with you!!!! you deserve prison!!
OP: i've never actually done that
person 2: there it is everyone *slow clap*, Schrodinger's asshole ladies and gentlemen
sane person 1: classic pibby glitch fallacy, there is no way you read that and thought it was serious

pibby glitch fallacy by willow_4161 May 25, 2026

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pibby glitch fallacy

That moment when someone is offended by a obvious joke, and another person attempts to apply Schrodinger's asshole to the one who was joking

person 1: my kids trapped in the krampus's sack begging to be let out as they get dragged to hell
person 2: WTF IS WRONG IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!?!?!??!
person 1: i never intended seriousness wtf?
person 3: Schrodinger's douchebag in full motion btw
person 4: yeah no clearly a joke - pibby glitch fallacy LOLL

pibby glitch fallacy by TL3298 May 29, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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