To gauge your level of bed-head in the morning by comparing it to Phyllis Diller's hair.
"Daisy, what's your Phyllis factor looking like today? Please advise."
"Morning Denny, my Phyllis factor is at an all time high and you really butter my croissant " * sent with winky guy and 2 heart eyes guy.
by Daisy Delfrega April 24, 2018
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To "Pull a Phyllis" is to shit your pants, especially in embarrassing circumstances, e.g., at work. If you need to leave work early to go drinking with your friends, simply "Pull a Phyllis," well, not literally, but how can your boss argue with, "I shit my pants"?
Your friends want you to leave work early in order to join the pre-game Seattle Sounders rally. They suggest, "Just Pull a Phyllis."
by Cornhusker wannabee October 4, 2010
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The Phyllis Diller is administered when a woman who hasn't bathed in over three days sticks a hand down her pants, rubs her hand around her vagina and taint, then takes her hand and places it over the mouth and nose of an unsuspecting person.
I had to wash my face for hours to get the smell off it after she gave me the Phyllis Diller.
by Chris Ceci March 14, 2007
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noun, the feminist/women's rights version of Uncle Tom. A woman who believes other women should have no goals in life aside from making babies and sandwiches, but has too much political power to practice what she preaches.
Named after Phyllis Schlafly, notorious anti-feminist.
That Ann Coulter has some nerve saying women should never have been allowed the right to vote. What an Aunt Phyllis
by RP93 February 13, 2014
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Syphilis is a sexually transmitted infection (STI) that can cause serious health problems without treatment. Infection develops in stages (primary, secondary, latent, and tertiary). Each stage can have different signs and symptoms.
Miss Phyllis got hin after three months of whoring.
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Salesman for Dunder Mifflin, married to Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration
Phyllis Vance is so weird
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1)The funniest kid at school who always seems to be wearing the same shoes as me....also known as Bob or Phylosophical Phyllis. Has a fascination for soy-cheese, met the Red Hot Chili Peppers in an elevator and is the coolest dude on earth!

2)Anything that is TOTALLY funny and cool!
1)Phyllis DiTullip took a dump in the boys' bathroom and kathy passed out on the way to the nurse's office.

2)DUUDE!!! When Daron Malakian wore that BUCK FUSH t-shirt onstage and then let me take it off and lick his belly, it was the most Phyllis DiTulip moment of my whole life.
by stray November 23, 2003
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