Phoon

A legendary CS bhopper, hops even better than scripts.

Person 1: Hey man, you bhop like phoon! How do you do that?
Person 2: well... I am phoon.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...really?
Person 2: nah

by Ça May 1, 2019

Phoon

A legendary bhoper from cs:s who was accused of scripting, but his legacy lives on.

Bro I just hit a sick hop, I am phoon right now.

by Koistopher May 8, 2018

Phoon

A type of dive coined by the MacElroy family in episode 7 of The Adventure Zone: Amnesty. it is described as the first part of a jackknife except you don't uncurl before you dive, combining the worst aspects of a belly-flop, while also drenching anyone in the surrounding area.

Our father did the perfect phoon. he phooned into the water like an idiot, drenching his poor children.

by NedChicane April 24, 2018

phooning

The act of placing you and your lovers phones on top of each other.

person 1: "Babe, have you seen my phone?"
person 2: "Yeah, it's phooning on the nightstand"

by maymaya February 28, 2016

Phoon

a. A Spoon and a Fork put together

b. Another name for a spork

I ate my lunch with a Phoon.

by SpiF June 6, 2006

Ryan Phoon

FAG

Damn, Ryan Phoon's a fag

by szzzz February 28, 2017

clarence phoon

A hot and handsome guy that is addicted to drinking bleach and love Gundam.

I want to fuck clarence phoon

by RCKOS February 6, 2020