phone book 

Verb: A child abuse strategy employing a phone book as a "protective" pad between the victim and a wrench. When used the phone book technique will result in severe internal injuries which don't photograph well, and are therefore less likely to be used against you in court. The over-all result is a more grievous and a more private injury.

I'm pretty drunk, but I still don't want to go back to jail. I guess I'll have to phone book my redheaded step kids.

phone book by Stitecin and Kangarine October 30, 2006

Phone book 

The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.

aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.

Phone book by Simon Lexington February 27, 2008

phone book 

Slang for a telephone directory.

"pass us the phone book"

phone book by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

phone book 

Used as to describe the appearance of someone...from the joke "she/he's so ugly his name shouldn't be in the phone book."

Two guys are at the park and a particulary ugly girl walks past them. They look at each other and say, "phone book!"

phone book by dotlc1028 December 2, 2007

Phone Book Bet

Seen in the movie "Dukes of Hazzard". if you lose a bet, you get a phone book smacked across your face. The loser of the bet gets to pick which side they want to be smacked on

i'll bet you the phone book bet that i wont break any of these bottles of shine!!!

Phone Book Bet by redneckeddy August 12, 2009

phone book pimpin 

When you open up your cell phone contact list, which is full of girls and you just pick one to chill with for the night.

Hey Mulldozer what you up to tonight. Man nothing I was just about to go phone book pimpin for that girl a Long.

phone book pimpin by Big BING October 23, 2005

Phone Book Wanker 

A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement.

Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.

-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"

Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.

Phone Book Wanker by Plains, Trains & Automobiles April 25, 2011