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phi kappa tau 

A selective fraternity with emphasis on character, brotherhood, and achievement.

Rich history in service in WWI, WWII, civil rights movements, service and philanthropy for A Hole in the Wall camps (summer camps for terminally ill children).

They won't rush 200+ guys a semester, then barely get to know them like other fraternities.

A fraternity that utilizes the personalities and backgrounds of its diverse membership to work for the greater good.

Known for getting **** done and having the most fun, PKT works hard, parties harder.

Safe to party with since they're usually gentlemen to ladies, and take care of others, which all comes from their character of putting others above theirselves, and will be the party everyone feels they missed come monday morning.
Sorority girl1: "these frat guys are all the same! I'm like over it!"

Sorority girl2: "yeah, that's why I've been kicking it with the phi taus, they actually have personality"

Sorority girl1: "I'm calling all my friends! we're going to the Phi Tau house tonight!"

Sorority girl3: "OMG are you two talking about the guys from phi kappa tau?"

Sorority girl1/2: "yeaaah"

Sorority girl 3: "I partied with them last weekend! We had a chill bbq, then later turned in to a rager. I'm never going to another house again!"
phi kappa tau by beatcanada September 12, 2009

Phi Kappa Tau 

A social fraternity devoted to being the most kick ass group of guys colleges have ever seen.

A gentleman who works hard by day and parties hard by night.

Also known as Phi Tau.
"Check out that guy...he's pretty suave...must be a Phi Tau"

"Let's go help the local Phi Kappa Tau chapter raise thousands of dollars for sick kids, then go celebrate with them at their Toga Party."
Phi Kappa Tau by Ian M Taylor December 13, 2006

alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega 

person 1: do you know greek?
person 2: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega.
person 1: you are good at greek!

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012