phhenthusiast

phhenthusiast is so funny and hot, it's unbelievable. she's so pretty too. everyone who is a 1d/solo fan is jealous of her and her tiktok page. she has many followers, and she accidentally created a cult. the cult filled with people who are obsessed her. she is also, in fact, zayn malik's wife. she has her wedding certificate in her bio.

prince hair harry styles: oh my god, she is so hot. im so glad she is a phhenthusiast.
zayn malik: well, im phhenthusiast's huband, HARRY. she's mine. beat that, you silly goose. stay in your lane and go kiss your tattoos by yourself. i still love you tho<3 *zayn gives harry a big hug but then proceeds to flip harry off*
zayn malik: ....but remember, SHE'S MINE.

by zaynstoe June 3, 2021

Penthusiast

A word to describe those people that LOVE stationery. It is a portmanteau of 'pen' and 'enthusiast'. It is a pretty self-explanatory term: an enthusiast is person who is highly interested in a particular activity or subject and in the case of a penthusiast the subject is pens. And all their 'cousins'. (i.e. highlighters, erasers, hole-punchers, etc.)
Such people would move into an Officeworks store in the blink of an eye if given the chance.

Abby: So what are you getting Ursula for her birthday?
Mavis: I got Ursula this massive box of Crayola Crayons and some Derwent charcoal pencils.
Abby: ... Will she like those?
Mavis: Oh yeah! She's a total penthusiast. She could live in Officeworks! If you want her to fall in love with you forget sending chocolates and roses, send her post-its and blu-tac.

by Rina Lam October 13, 2011