Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.

My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.

by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016

Phantom spell

Getting some weird unexplained sensations such as headaches

After getting out of the library, I instantly got phantom spells from all the reading

by G. W. Shakespeare March 09, 2025

phantom cancer

Mirre phantom

PHANTOM CANCER.

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016

Phantom Jerker

one who subconsciously while sleeping jerks off their partner who is also sleeping.

KG (the Phantom Jerker) Phantom Jerked JP

by muskadusa December 23, 2009

Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020

Phantom Head

When you got head to good you can still feel it

“Her dome game was so good I got phantom head and it’s been like a week”

by Fungoid October 12, 2020

The Phantom Zone

When you can see SOME Facebook posts of someone you know and they can see some of yours, due to mutual friends, but neither of you is willing to friend the other, you are in the Phantom Zone.

Yeah, I saw Bozo's post about Betty Boop but I don't see much of his stuff. We're in the Phantom Zone.

by Upton O'Goode 51 June 30, 2013