When you have your fucking earbuds, air pods whatever the fuck for so long that even when removed it feels like it's still on. This phenomenon is akin to phantom limb, it can lasts a few hours.
Dude, I'm experiencing phantom earbuds right now
by MonkeyGoo:/ October 19, 2021
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This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
by Electrozi June 11, 2022
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This is a van that contain a minimum of 3 sheeps, they have to be called Marcus, Tage and Joakim.
This is a van that memes about themself all the time because they do alot of stupid stuff.
They are proud of having intercourse with one women one time, then they get cocky.

Atleast one member in the van need so belive that he gets laid just because of the phantom effect, he has to belive its real. It has to be one of the sheeps.
by Theprinceofnewtromsø January 5, 2018
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An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 2, 2008
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When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.
In school I was phantom reading.
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Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.
Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022
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A brain damage that makes belive that you get laid because you are in a group of people that drives around in a car an listens to brainless music.
by Theprinceofnewtromsø January 5, 2018
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