phaku 

Phaku is a cute girl with cleft on the chin. She is pretty much a weirdo but a very loveable one. She loves piercings, reading wuxia novels, and being a grumpy baby when anyone tries to call her .

You: "Oe, Phaku. Wanna hangout?"
Phaku: Maybe tomorrow, I need to finish this novel first.

phaku by __:)(:__ November 28, 2021

pakunoda 

the baddest bitch in the phantom troupe. she has a cool af memory-based nen ability and looks hot as hell with her gun

person one: shizuku is best girl
person two: you’re tasteless. pakunoda is way better

pakunoda by s1nj1ns bu55y October 13, 2020

pakulu papito 

Doing a "Pakulu Papito" is the act of crashing a camel into a bridge, and not caring about the consequences derived from the act in any way besides feeling a strong satisfaction from doing so.

i crash camel into bridge i no care i lov it - pakulu papito

pakulu papito by pakulu October 5, 2013

phaup 

Legend amongst all men

That guys is a Phaup

phaup by Gods Creator July 13, 2014

earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.

"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"

earphone phaker by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009

pakula 

Completely packed, with no room to sit down or stand comfortably. Extremely overcrowded.

Woman: Why do you look so tired and stressed?

Man: My V/Line train was totally pakula this morning. I had to sit on the floor by a toilet with a broken door for an hour on my way to work.

Woman: Shit, that sucks. You should relax and go for a ride on the Southern Cross Observation Wheel.

Man: Uhhhhhh....

pakula by Citizen Geelong November 19, 2010

phanu 

An Asian Rice Farmer

Yeah my friend was a phanu a long time ago

phanu by Beatmeat mania October 16, 2019