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petty thief 

Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.

A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".
Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?
petty thief by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

grand petty theft 

the act of stealing a large amount of inexpensive things
Johnny stole 5,000 Baby Ruth bars last night--that's a grand petty theft if I've ever seen one!
grand petty theft by papa lech March 2, 2010

Potty thief 

Someone who committed the crime in which the fecal matter of another is intentionally and fraudulently taken without permission or consent, with the intent to convert it to the taker's use (including potential sale).
"Barry Mc. Hawk was charged with potty theft in connection with the reported loss last month from a local households' bathroom. He is now, a Potty thief.
Potty thief by Silenced Guilt December 14, 2014

bash and dash with petty theft

When one engages in a bash and dash and upon leaving they exit with the hosts house cat or small dog.
Shane was so horrible in bed that while making her leave, Nancy grabbed his beautiful cat, Chuckles performing a picture perfect bash and dash with petty theft.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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