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Patrochilles 

One of the oldest gay ships in history. Yes, children of the fandom system... these are our roots... our heritage... And now a short poem for the great poet who started it all: Homer, perhaps we'd be in a different world to-day/ had you not made the Iliad so ridiculously gay/ Patroclus and Achilles are in love; I believe it to be true/ for those who deny it or say they're just friends, I know they believe it too
Fangirl Alpha: OMG have you seen the new fanart for Patrochilles?

Fangirl Beta: No?! Send me the link!

Fangirl Epsilon: I don't know how people can deny they are a thing. Achilles calls him 'my Patroclus' WAAAAAY too many times for that to only be subtext.

Fangirl Beta: I know right?!
Patrochilles by LilithaAnastasia October 14, 2016

Petrocracy 

State that is backed by and exists for the purpose of petroleum.
Putin has turned Russia into a petrocracy
Petrocracy by sandraxine December 14, 2016

Patrochilles 

The relationship between ancient Greek heroes Achilles and Patroclus, often interpreted romantically, from "The Iliad" by Homer. Popularized in Madeline Miller's 2011 novel, "The Song of Achilles."
Person 1: Do you ship Patrochilles?
Person 2: After reading TSOA, I can't help it!
Patrochilles by blanketed_in_stars January 11, 2015
a girl who is very pretty, cute, precious, and the perfect example of perfection.
hey look out that girl, she is so petochita
petochita by Dr. definicion August 7, 2011

petroshius 

That friend you’ve known so long that even after many years, it’s like no time has passed, and you can cut through the bullshit and have a real conversation.
I just had the most petroshius renuion.
petroshius by Vogel22 May 16, 2018
a petrocci is a very kind caring person. someone that you couldnt live one day without after meeting them. real down to earth but yet so goofy that you couldnt resist. has great friends&family around them. cute and attractive and always knows what to say.party animal but still a good person. loves their family to death and treats them with great respect. the kind of person you can do basically anything around and you wont be judged unless youre a strait up loser. the one youll miss when they arent right by your side. the one who will jam out to songs like usher's song OMG for hourss in the car. also loves to GTL it all day if they could. overall best friend you could ever ask for. besties forever&alwayss no matter what:)
You're at a party
me: yo where's shmalibear?
marcus: what the helll are you talking about?
me: alex you dipshit. this party isn't a party until there's a petrocci here!
petrocci by Shartowski January 17, 2011