peruvian pie 

When someone sticks their dick into a llama. At the same time this person is receiving a rimjob from a girl and eating out a female guinea pig.

Did you hear that Alvaro did a peruvian pie during 3rd period?

peruvian pie by bjfeelsgoodman May 15, 2016

Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie 

The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.

The Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie is absolutely disgusting. How do guys even like that?

Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020

Peruvian Piercing 

When you are performing the batwing," a bull rushes you, and gores you in the testicles. You are left with a large hole in your nut bag.

Jake: "Wow! You have an insane Peruvian Piercing."

Dan: "Yeah, I batwinged when I should have goated..."

Jake: "Ooh, if you batwing when you should goat, youre not gonna have a good time..."

Peruvian Piercing by HandlessHoudiniFan August 20, 2009