Pernod

A disfigured, bent, or ugly penis. Usually avoided by girls.

Veronica told me that Jared has a pernod, can you believe it?

by BGBGBGBGBGBGBG August 13, 2016

Pernod

The word to request to give fillatio.

Hey! Pernod?

by Chebs Man November 20, 2021

Pernod Fils

A french Absinthe, popular before it was banned

A svelte aquistion of Pernod Fils was done by madame fatima where she first swished it in her mouth to see if it was legit.

by Fattyfatfats October 29, 2008

Pernod hug

A warm hug induced by pernod.

I need a hug.
A man hug?
No, a pernod hug will do...
(ahhhh)

by Superace T September 5, 2010

Uber-Period

When her period's so bad she starts foaming at the mouth and speaking latin

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AMANDA"S ON HER UBER-PERIOD

by acavern November 20, 2018

Uber-Period

When a girl's vagina starts erupting blood, causing her to go into a state introvertness and hostility. Usually, one can differ a period from an uber period by the duration of the pissiness. A girl plagued with the uber period will go through at least a month of being pissed off before returning to normal, ususally with some lame excuse to justify her unprovoked agitation.

Person 1: Yo bruh, you still into that chick?

Person 2: Nah bruh, she hit her uber-period.

Person 1: That sucks nig.

by big jiji December 5, 2013

Post-period farts

When period is over kept in farts just flatualate outward without victim notiseing

It stinks! Must be my post-period farts...

by Muis_Rip9 August 15, 2018