perky dick 

When your soft penis is resting on your tucked up balls and thus showing through your shorts.

Bro, did you see my perky dick while I was doing those deadlifts?

perky dick by Sokrin February 14, 2022

percy dick size 

Percy dick size means to have a good sized penis and thus having percy dick size.

"yo dude, I wander if Aly has a problem with his dick dude?"
"Naw man, he just got percy dick size"

percy dick size by StanleySimple November 7, 2007

porky dick 

A Sharp prickly dick that cuts your mouth. Occasionally smells like bacon and is somewhat fatty

Hey man did you see that porcupine?

Naw man but I saw that porky dick.

porky dick by Bitchybootyqueen July 27, 2019