perfectly fat

The balance of fat and muscle on a body. Particularly when the individual's head is is proportional to the fatness of the body.

A: "Man, you're a heifer!"

B: "No, I'm perfectly fat, get it right!"

A: "Wow, you've lost a lot of weight!"

B: "No, I'm still perfectly fat. Once you're perfectly fat, you're perfectly fat."

by FBL aka MC Brains August 7, 2010

perfect fatty

When a women’s tits are bigger then her head and her stomach doesn’t come out past her tits

Bro, smashed out a perfect fatty last night, tits were slapping her in the face!

by MagooMajik June 29, 2022