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Perfect Bitch

Usually a white woman (can be other races too) who lives an absolute pristine existence.

Grew up with money.
Works a KILLER job.
Has a hot body and gorgeous features.
Also travels the world.

And everyone hates on her for being the pristine little bitch in this world.
I wish I was a G-d damn perfect bitch!

Being a perfect bitch is more important than anything.
Perfect Bitch by Pl09 March 16, 2017
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perfect bitch

A horrible horrible song by Fredro Starr host of the infamous television show Dance 360 if anyone ever tries to make you listen to it take a 180 degree turn and run.
If I could make the perfect bitch, she would look just like this...
perfect bitch by Jr0d March 21, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016