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1. To commit wholeheartedly to a goal, usually drawing on all of one's courage.

2. To bring players forward in an attack-oriented formation in soccer.

1. Stop dreaming about telling your boss to fuck off. Just penis up and do it.

2. We're down 4 goals with 15 minutes left. Now is the time to penis up.

penis up by KevintheOH September 18, 2008

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penis up

it like push ups but you are using your penis like hands and it make your penis buff

I will do over 9000 penis ups

penis up by anonymous February 23, 2021

pop up penis

a penis that gets hard fast

i have a pop up penis

pop up penis by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

dried up penis

The sound a player named Demitry on the Realm Mug'Thol from World of Warcraft makes when he speaks.

Demitry sounded like a dried up penis when he last spoke on vent about how much he loved dajinn and stephani.

dried up penis by wray May 18, 2006

up your penis

A comeback for when somebody says something stupid.

Up your penis!

up your penis by 2 camels in a tiny car February 26, 2011

Straight Up Gangster Penis

1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis

1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!

2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*

Straight Up Gangster Penis by Wazson8 November 8, 2010

Woke Up With A Penis On His Face

Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.

"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"

Woke Up With A Penis On His Face by Crazy Asian Guy March 16, 2009

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026