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Penis talk

when men talk about there penises in public. Since women can talk about there breast in public some men have decided to talk about there penises in public. It is called penis talk.
A group of men talking in class.
Man1: You got a great looking penis.I wish I had your penis.
Man2: Yeah,but when I get a hard on it hangs to the left.
Man1:Mine hangs to the right. Bills goes stright up.
Bill:Yeah,but I whish it were biger.you don't have that problem.
And that is an example of penis talk.
by Deep blue 2012 February 23, 2010
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Penis pep talk

The speech one gives directly before the sex is over to encourage his/her sexual partner to ejaculate
Guy 1: so what happened with her last night?
Guy 2: it was amazing. She gave me a penis pep talk and everything.
by Woweeh May 21, 2014
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Talking out of his penis

A play ontalking out of your ass”. Similar meaning would be thinking with your “head”.
When you’re making out and he accidentally says “I love you”, but doesn’t really mean it, he just wants to get off. He’s talking out of his penis.
by Tucker21 August 25, 2022
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talking penis

my husband can be a talking penis
by Anonymous August 9, 2003
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Penistalsis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!
by farticorn September 18, 2014
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Penistalis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis
by StealthDildo September 13, 2014
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Penistalis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis
by StealthDildo September 13, 2014
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