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Penis talk 

when men talk about there penises in public. Since women can talk about there breast in public some men have decided to talk about there penises in public. It is called penis talk.
A group of men talking in class.
Man1: You got a great looking penis.I wish I had your penis.
Man2: Yeah,but when I get a hard on it hangs to the left.
Man1:Mine hangs to the right. Bills goes stright up.
Bill:Yeah,but I whish it were biger.you don't have that problem.
And that is an example of penis talk.
Penis talk by Deep blue 2012 February 23, 2010
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Penis pep talk

The speech one gives directly before the sex is over to encourage his/her sexual partner to ejaculate
Guy 1: so what happened with her last night?
Guy 2: it was amazing. She gave me a penis pep talk and everything.
Penis pep talk by Woweeh May 21, 2014

Talking out of his penis 

A play ontalking out of your ass”. Similar meaning would be thinking with your “head”.
When you’re making out and he accidentally says “I love you”, but doesn’t really mean it, he just wants to get off. He’s talking out of his penis.

talking penis 

my husband can be a talking penis
talking penis by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Penistalsis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!
Penistalsis by farticorn September 18, 2014

Penistalis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis
Penistalis by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

Penistalis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis
Penistalis by StealthDildo September 13, 2014