automobile for which one whose penis is so big that it cannot be manually moved from place to place that it must be carried about in its own four wheeled engine driven car
by Dr. boofice smirfington July 15, 2004
Get the penis mobile mug.A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004
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by John Phillips April 19, 2006
Get the Small Penis Mobile mug.Psilocybin, LSD, Mesculine. Taking too much of any of these substances at one time will cause you to witness the Purple Penis Mobile. No one can descibe it the same way because you're face melting off is a little more distracting but fuck it, its crazy!
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