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i just took a penis in my butt 

"i just took a penis in my butt" is a part of the J.cole middle child parody, or as people call it "sus remix" but it could also be used in multiple other context's
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO, I JUST TOOK A PENIS IN MY BUTT, IM SO FUCKING GAY"

bend my penis in my butt 

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

penisinbuttitis 

A deadly disease.
Symptoms: heavenly butthole itch, anal pain, rashes around pubic area, death.
Can only be cured by playing Xbox with the boys
Dude 1:bruh I have penisinbuttitis

Dude 2: bruh go play some xbox before you die!
penisinbuttitis by Bruhmeister February 24, 2020