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penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.
I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...
by delicatetulip September 30, 2012
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