penis buffer
penis buffer by bob lopez January 7, 2006
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Penis Buffer
Someone who go in and makeout with a girl or lick her pussy right after she had sex with another guy.
Eddie: hey babe your vagina taste funny today...
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...
Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.
i.e eddie is a penis buffer
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...
Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.
i.e eddie is a penis buffer
Penis Buffer by Random7410 May 3, 2008
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penis buffer by reno April 21, 2005
Penis Buffet
When a blessing of gay men all randomly want to sleep with you.
I say blessing because a group of unicorns is referred to as a blessing and gay men are typically unicorns.
And what a blessing it is...
I say blessing because a group of unicorns is referred to as a blessing and gay men are typically unicorns.
And what a blessing it is...
I recently started dating a guy and then all of these random guys on Grindr started messaging me asking to sleep with me. I wish I was single to take advantage of this penis buffet.
Penis Buffet by Penguino162 December 16, 2012
penispuffer
penispuffer by Anonymous March 24, 2003
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